Top 10 ways to win Homecoming King/Queen

1. Get the minorities to vote at your school: At some schools, the minorities don't vote. Just tell them that you'll be their friend and that the world will be a better place if they vote for you, but in reality your lying straight to their faces. It takes a bitch to lie to someones face like that, but a real bitch would do anything for that crown.



2. Manipulate the competition: Tell your competition that you'll vote for them if they vote for you. Everybody knows that your a backstabbing bitch and that you wont really vote for them, but your stupid ass competition might not know that. Your competitors may be your friends, but in the end all that wont matter, all because you know that they're losers and you'll be homecoming queen/king!



3. Hand out different crap: You might sway people with giving free stuff. But, they might lie to you and just take your crap. Or you can hand yourself out and promise people that they'll all have turns taking advantage of you.



4. Queen: Screw all the football players: If the football players have a great image of you, you'll surely win. But make sure you don't let them take pictures of you naked, because they'll send it around to everyone.
   
   King: Screw all the cheerleaders: the cheerleaders are all mainly popular. So, if you have sex with them, they will surely vote for you as well and tell their girlfriends to vote for you and you might get lucky with their friends to. But watch out, cheerleaders tend to carry all kinds of diseases, and crabs.



5. Advertise yourself better: posters may be good in telling people your running, but their are other methods. If you REALLY don't mind people having naked pictures of you, then send them to guys. Tell them that they'll have ALL THAT if they vote for you. But make sure they do vote for you, because if you don't, then your just going to give it up for nothing. But, on the other hand, it might be worth it.



6. Go up to anyone: Go up to anyone, random people if you have to, and tell them to vote for you. People might laugh or stare at you, but winning should be the 1st priority in mind You might be popular, but remember not everyone likes you because your a snobby hoe.



7. Have fun with the dress up days: If you dress up funny as hell and don't care how you look, or dress up slutty as hell, then people will know you and have your name in mind when voting comes around. If your popular, then people already think you dress up slutty as hell, but just dress sluttier than ever, preferably no clothing this time around.



8. Make friends fast: If your a loser and not known, or known as a loser, then don't even hope for a chance to win.



9. Become hot quick: people who are ugly and not hot, don't usually win these kinds of events. But, a change of style and changing how your face looks will surely get you some more votes. Some word of advice, don't run for homecoming if you are ugly as hell!



10. If all comes to last resort, start being the true bitch that you are and blackmail!: You might be desperate at this point, and you might be willing to win at all costs. So, all you have to do is black mail a couple of people here and there, tell them if you don't win you'll reveal some secret about them. Blackmailing someone could be fun for you. Plus, think about how freakin sweet it would be to have that crown on your head!