Animal Story

My name is Frank, and I'm a lizard. My owner never lets me out of this dang tank. I have this flap thingy around my neck. Why i have it I do not know. "I wonder if I jump off this tank, will I fly? I could be like an umbrella floating down. That would be fun. I wonder if my owner left the cage unlocked today. Yay! He did. Lets try out this flappy ma bob around my neck." I peer over the side of the cage. "Wow! That is far. But, here goes nothing. Woohoo!" I run off the tank and into the air. My flappy thing catches air and it spreads out wide. "I feel like an umbrella, abut without the water hitting the top of my head." I begin making my way down the hallway. I come across a room which i do not recognize, but the humans call it the Bathroom. "Wow! This room has lots of big things. Wow! It's like a big bowl just for water! What's that? Oh my god! I love peanuts. This must be a food dispenser of some sort! Mmmmmmm! Tastes pretty good. The brown mushy stuff makes it a whole lot better. This must be what they call chocolate. These people have it made. Hmmm...why would they throw away these chocolate flavored papers? These humans really don't like what they have i guess." I Get out of the food dispensing bowl and I land on the floor. "Wow! What is this cushiony thing that i landed on. TAM-P-ON? Tampon? I think that's what it says. This sure is soft, I think I'll just take a nap here." I fall asleep. I begin to awaken from my slumber. "Ahhhh....I am so refreshed. I think I'll eat more chocolate. What the....?" I look around me, and I'm back in my tank.